Soccer: The Perfect Socialist Sport
I found this to be an interesting read. Although I enjoy all sport to some degree and I have even coached soccer in the past, it is not a sport that fires my imagination. With that as a disclaimer then, I'll post excerpts from the article at American Thinker. You can read the entire article at the link above.
The world's most popular sport? Puh-leeze. This is like saying that dirt is more popular than gold simply because there is more of it. Last time I checked, soccer was very popular where starvation, archery, and badminton were the alternative activities. Where soccer has to compete with the NFL, college football, and basketball -- not to mention WWE, the X Games, cheerleading contests, and cage-fighting -- not so much.
At its heart, soccer is the perfect socialist sport. That's why it will never catch on among Americans the way football or basketball has -- regardless of how hard ESPN or ESPN Deportes tries to force feed it to us. Soccer is a redistributive dreamer's delight, with most of the potential risk-reward strategy of the sport removed by rule. It is a self-esteem cornucopia, where a blistering rout of, say, 2-0 seems so close in the score book. No one's feelings get hurt at 2-0. And on and on the socialist feel goes.
Soccer is biggest where the "national teams" are the main sports focus of a nation. Hey, you can't get much more socialist than that. And everyone on every street and in every town pulls for the same team. Wow. Isn't that exciting? Whom do you pull for? Oh yeah, the national team.
And let's not forget the off-sides rule. Without getting buried in minutiae, suffice it to say that off-sides in soccer is like making the bomb illegal in football or the fast break illegal in basketball. This is a socialist sport. We can't be having any risk-reward equations here. You see, in soccer, it's not fair that you might take a chance to weaken your defense in order to spring a man deep downfield behind the defense. That would be unfair in a free-market, venture-capital-type way. No, no, no! You must let the defense be behind you. You cannot beat them downfield until you have the ball. That would be unfair and, no doubt, mean-spirited.
So ingrained is this into the soccer psyche that many of the world's best defenses employ what they call "the off-sides trap." In other words, they use the socialist rules to the hilt. Here, a defenseman gets beaten downfield on purpose to get a call against his opponent.
All I can do is reiterate that soccer just does not fire my imagination like other sports. I do, however, respect the effort that it takes to condition to perform in a sport like soccer.
The point is made well that the game has a lot of socialist tendencies in the rules; that would explain why the MSM is trying to force it into the mainstream.
Read the entire article at the link at the top. It is both interesting and amusing.
This video on this subject at PJTV is kinda funny as well. I can't embed their video on the Blogger platform, so you'll have to click over to PJTV to watch. (You'll have to sign in or sign up for a free PJTV account to watch it).