Guy Average: iowahawk: So You Lost Your Election

"The propitious smiles of Heaven can never be expected on a nation that disregards the eternal rules of order and right that Heaven itself has ordained" - President and General George Washington

"And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try Liberty; for Liberty is an acknowledgement of faith in God and His works" - Frederic Bastiat

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free" - President Ronald Reagan

"If your beliefs are worth dying for then your life is worth living" - Guy Average

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

iowahawk: So You Lost Your Election

iowahawk: So You Lost Your Election

I took a beating during the Lame-Duck Congress, so I'm in good company with my fellow Americans and the Constitution itself. I needed something to smile about, and Iowahawk came roaring to the rescue, possibly in his Coupe of Justice.

So You Lost Your Election

A outplacement transition guide to life beyond Washington
for former members and associates of Congress

Step 5: Preparing Your Resume

An effective job resume should be no more than two pages, with sections devoted to your education, employment history, and references. There are hundreds of online resources available to help you. But remember, under no circumstances should you list anything to do with your time in Washington.

FAQs

I removed my Congressional experience from my resume. How do I explain the 28-year gap?

Claim you were in prison.

Read the whole post. I KNOW that you need a chuckle too.